I've failed my family.
Like the albatross, shame and dishonor burden me on this Christmas eve, for I have time traveled this morning and made a terrible mistake.
My father woke me up at 8:45 asking, "Don't you have work today?" Groaning and turning on my side, I managed to grumble, "no, ugh." Leaving me to bask in the fresh radiator heat, he closed my door and continued to bustle about our apartment.
Fast-forward five minutes.
I decided to be virtuous and perhaps get up on this glorious morning. I was slightly confused by my father's question that seemed to seep into my dream; it made me wonder if he was, in fact, correct.
He was.
I thought today was Wednesday and yesterday was Tuesday. Perhaps it was Avatar's fault. I have no clue.
Throwing on whatever Rugby clothes I could find, I snagged a macaroon and headed off to work.
Oh, what losing a day meant.
It meant I did not have time to buy a glorious present for my family, one that would bring us together more than our annually purchased puzzle (we have 4 ones from the Beatles collection; my mom and I bought one from the M&M's store in Times Square that is proving to be rather difficult).
And what game was that?
Stratego.
I saw it in the "Onyx" edition at B&N for $50, which was absolutely ridiculous. Borders was sold out. I didn't have time (since my epiphany was on "Tuesday" which was really Wednesday) to buy one from the games store in Harvard Square.
My memories of playing Stratego during recess (my friends and I in middle/elementary school skipped outdoor recess in favor of sitting inside and playing the game) were instantly trivialized; if I had really wanted to get Stratego, wouldn't I have put more effort into finding it?
Work screwed my plans for nostalgic game-playing on a cozy winter day.
Sulking as I ate mounds of crackers, cheese and olives and drowning my sorrows in a tiny glass of Pinot Noir, I regretted not buying that game.
And yet, in hindsight, it wouldn't have been a family gift. It was my own present, one that I need not wrap poorly and make my brother open when he would never find the game as special as I did. Not buying the game lifted this burden; perhaps I'll invest in one for when I return to college.
Maybe frat parties will be replaced by heated battles of Red vs. Blue.
What are your favorite board games and why?
well, i used to play a game that involved 2 small pink pigs instead of dice, can't recall what it was, i think i lived in oklahoma at the time, no surprise there...when they landed a certain way, you were "makin bacon" ......not much to do in oklahoma
ReplyDeletealso, while stratego on the holidays may work for certain hallmark families, i know a few where such a game would lead to an implosion of some sort or some level of out of control.....the drama, the red and blue, the strategery.....ahhh such fond memories of this game....what about a nice game of battleship or monopoly, i think on the commercial the older sister gives her younger brother a hotel because he is losing...who are these people...
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