Empire State but a Colbert Nation

Around 1:40 Colbert jumps in with some original rap... love him. And I already very much like this song... it makes me happy every time I hear it. Could you imagine being close friends with Colbert? Or being married to him? Is he even married? I wonder what he was like in college, or his early twenties... probably hugely dorky and annoying but hilarious and adorable!

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 Lyrics:

Yeah, I love New York, it's the king of all the cities

I lived up by the guggenheim till I got myself some kiddies

Moved to Connecticut, bye George Pataki

Volvo to the dry-cleaner pickin' up my khakis

Now my shopping mall is closer, my community is gated

My shorties are all private school educated

Home theater system, 60-inch plasma

Clean suburban air much better for my asthma

Still hit the city, Times Square I keep it real

Hard Rock Cafe for their appetizer deal

M&Ms Store, Disney Store, I'm in heaven

I own this town from 41st to 47

Got tickets to The Lion King, that show is fantastic

Leave half an hour early so I can beat the traffic

I can get home really fast, driver rocks an EZ-Pass

To the land of cheaper gas and the upper middle class

Lou Dobbs on SNL

Daryl Hammond does a spot-on impersonation of Lou Dobbs on Weekend Update. I feel like Daryl Hammond only has a few things he does on the show as a cast member, but he makes up for the lack of quantity with very high quality performances.

YES!!

YES!!! I'm still not 100% sure if Arrested Development is coming out with a movie movie, but at least we'll have "The Arrested Development documentary project" (click for video).

They even have a website, http://arresteddevelopmentdoc.com/

"I think America missed this show by six months. In every definition of the word missed."

That's true -- I didn't start watching it until it was already over.

And Portia de Rossi is so hot. A lot of the appeal has to do with her personality and sense of humor. Kind of like the reason why Johnny Depp is also very attractive, haha.

I'm baaaaaaaack!

My computer is fixed!!! It looks like new and I will never abuse it again, I promise. Maybe this is what parents feel like when they drop their kids or something. It's rather sad/frightening how dependent I am on my computer, now that I've had to be without it for a week+. Also, I've left Dartmouth and am in NY now, where I will stay for the duration of summer, save the occasional visit (HOPEFULLY) to Hanover, D.C., Boston, Nantucket, and the New England region in general.

Oh, how I've missed the blog.

Lots to write about - firstly, I saw The Hangover a few days ago at The Nugget, a local nonprofit movie theatre in Hanover, NH. I paid full price too, because I forgot my Dartmouth ID, which allows students to watch movies for $4.50. Sigh. But it was worth the full-price ticket.

I was a tad skeptical about the movie at first, despite the overwhelmingly positive reviews it's been receiving (see metacritic.com), since I've seen one too many similarly set up bro-humor movies that have severely disappointed. For example, Observe and Report; unlike Fay, who saw some merit in the movie, I strongly, strongly disliked it. "Disliked" as in if I had paid to watch the movie (it was pre-screened for free at my school), I would've demanded my money back, if I did that sort of thing. It was overly crass for the sake of ... well not humor, because it certainly wasn't humorous. It's difficult for movies to be funny without crossing the line of being TOO inhumane or offending some group vs. the other end of the spectrum of being corny and expected and general lameness. O and R crossed the line, and wasn't even funny when it did. I don't mean the oft-cited pseudo-date-rape scene, which gave me pause but also some nervous laughter. It was the violence-related humor -- Seth Rogan and his gay mall cop lackey (who, while we're at it, was just gratuitously gay - his sexual orientation really didn't make his character any funnier or add any depth) smashing children over the head with skateboards? NOT cool. And (maybe) even worse - NOT funny.

But The Hangover (come on, even just the name is discouraging if you're wary of badly-made bro-humor) had almost none of this. The only thing that stands out in my mind is when they accidentally hit the baby in the face when opening the car door, which is actually in the trailer - I wonder why, because most of the humor in the movie is NOT like that. And that one cringe-worthy scene (hitting babies? really? since when was this funny?) was countered by so many other scenes involving the baby that were genuinely, genuinely hilarious (Omg the sunglasses?? So simple yet so funny!) that I can forgive that one questionable moment and appreciate the movie on a whole for what it was -- a very nearly perfect comedy. I hardly stopped laughing.

Aside from being HUGE LOL funny, the characters were well-developed (enough) -- with the noteable exception of Heather Graham as the stripper-with-a-heart-of-gold, who was well-acted and so beautiful but painfully empty; in terms of her character, she could've been replaced by Kendra from Hefner's Girls Next Door and the audience would hardly have noticed, except that Heather Graham is an infinitely better actress. The filming was rather good too, or at the very least easy on the eyes and fun to watch. Lots of wide-angle nightline shots and crisp, bright daytime shoots a la The Hills (but better, obv).

If you haven't already, go watch it in theatres! It's a great, great comedy. And then tell me what you think.

In other news, I made two purchases yesterday that I am very, very excited about -- I still have that addictive post-purchase high pumping through my veins right now. The first is a super versatile red velour bag with a gold chain (potential for: clutch, long single chain, double chain, wristlet chain, shoulder, across the body, etc.), which is kind of exactly what I needed.

The second is a beaded Herrera skirt that I am equally in love with (ahh the color and detail and intricacy of beading pattern) that I in no way or form could ever need but it SEEMS like it could be versatile. Shown here with a Hanes vneck, but I could wear it to work, right?