Instant Slimmer

So I've discovered that if you ever want to feel positive about your figure, don't bother looking at Lara Stone (she's a size 6 but likely also 6'). Go to Walmart instead. A trip there yesterday evening (bought an new air conditioner -- step 1 in renovation phase! Well, more like step 0.2) made me ponder about the demographics and economic distribution of body type. It blew my mind to see the assortment of 'groceries' that carts were filled with. Everything was artificial! Made me think back on the organic farming ("ecological agriculture") class I took last summer, and how we (I) take knowledge like this (about eating healthy, eating local, eating organic) for granted sometimes.

On another note, I saw this woman absolutely rocking a maxi dress. She was tall but still curvy in a way that only genetics can explain. And I don't mean curvy as a euphemism for chubby. She was tall and thin but in an athletic way. Oh, but I also saw a [misguided] girl wearing a light pink terrycloth Juicy tube dress. It said Juicy in an unfortunate place, that's how I know for sure. Oh and just in case you missed the Juicy embroidery, she was wearing the matching pink terrycloth Juicy sunhat... with matching "JUICY" embroidered across the brim in melon green.

Oh, kidz. God love you. (It's a Mean Girls quote, roughly.)