
Monday, February 23, 2009
That whole unisex thing

Harem Pants Watch
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Unisex Part 2: American Apparel CRAP

American Apparel has clothes that range from frumpy to flair, and everything is made of one of three materials: jersey, spandex, or polyester microfiber. There are countless high-waisted skirts, hot pants and V-neck T-shirts that come in any color. You must have noticed their heinous leggings — bright lamé, anyone? — strutting through classrooms, libraries and the gym. American Apparel clothes sometimes make you wonder if people are actually serious when wearing the brand’s prized pieces.
Unisex: Why now?

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/02/ysl.html#photo=1
I heart YSL, and this is one of the many signs that times are a-changin'. Female models have the bodies of lanky 13-year-old boys, and what feminizes these designs are those waist-cinching belts. So what differentiates women and men is still that hourglass...there seems to be a problem here. It also seems like most of the clothing is slouchy, thereby allowing the body to transform the structure of the clothing to fit a male or female form.
I like the collection and the idea, forcing us to question what defines women's and men's clothing and all that jazz. Is the creation of a unisex line a regression, or progression? Is the future filled with shemales, and is this a good thing? Could we be taking this idea of equality between men and women too far? It's representative of a sort of evenness that one saw a glimmer of in the 80s with power suits, or even during many war periods when women wore more masculine clothes (see boxy shapes of the 40's). YSL certainly isn't the first house to have designed unisex clothing, but often there seems to be some kind of revolt or war these collections correlate with. So what war are we connecting this collection to? Why do we have unisex designer clothing again?
Shopping Research

Confessions of a Shopaholic

Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Gaga for Thierry

http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-27-lady-gaga-debuts-a-new-look
I like Lady Gaga (a friend of mine recently sent me an acoustic of her and she has a lovely voice), and I like Thierry Mugler not only for their perfume, Angel, but just for the appeal of all those crystals and the idea that if I bought something from them, I, too, could become queen (Naomi Watts?) of all those glittery stones. http://fr.boutique.thierrymugler.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/TopCategoriesDisplay?langId=-2&storeId=10101&catalogId=10701

Aladdin needs his pants back.



I've seen but one person wearing harem pants in the US, and she was wearing a jumpsuit. In France, they're everywhere, with crotches hitting anywhere from the knees to the ankles. Oh, how I wish I'd had my camera at the time I saw those ankle-crotch pants on that sneaker-clad Toulousian college student! WTF! I guess it's those French Bohemians at work again, going against that bourgeoisie like they always do. "Let's revolt by wearing crotchless pants! Look at how formless and loosey-goosey we are--SO opposite of those rigid yuppies who wear real pants and skirts, not a [horrid] hybrid."
Why are harem pants horrid? They make legs look stumpy and wide, and in addition they allow us some extra room for our thighs to fit in...not necessarily a good thing. Plus, I'd be afraid that I'd trip in them.
Or maybe I'm just crazy; maybe harem pants mark the beginning of a new body ideal, of a new era of wide hips and big thighs--of having a natural body. Somehow I doubt that, though. They're still cinching that waist.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Boots=French
I'm studying in Toulouse, France for a trimester abroad, but normally I'm a student in the US. Here's a little something-something to entertain.
Without question, the women on our trip to Toulouse want to purchase French clothing, an act inevitably accomplished through a foreign frame of reference; we want to dabble in Frenchness without sacrificing all of our identity, adding bits to our closets that stretch our tastes but do not subvert our own standards. While shopping in a foreign country is obviously an experiment, we all wanted boots. The ubiquitous black over-the-knee ones seem to beckon. Unfortunately, we’ll be back on campus just in time to ruin those boots in the mud. A sacrifice we’re willing to make in the name of style.
In Toulouse, the easiest fashion accessory to obtain is boots (other than cigarettes). They line the floor of every window display along the narrow cobbled streets. Every Toulousian woman has a pair. And any woman who doesn’t (those who don’t either wear heels or are foreign) buys them during the after-Christmas sales; their Black Friday happened on January 7 and is still going on. Signs reading “Soldes” in all sorts of bright, tacky colors clutter brick facades. While finding boots on sale isn’t difficult, purchasing the perfect pair is.
After stepping into countless stores after class one day, we were dizzy from the influx of French flair. Sitting together in a shoe store while grooving to Barry White, our group of six American shoppers (backpacks and all) awkwardly asked for our European sizes and squeezed into boots of various colors and detailing. Kendall, having narrowed her selection down to two pairs, sat confounded by her nuanced choice between a pair with buckles and a pointy toe and a pair that was much tighter and of a slightly lighter hue. “C’est très difficile!” she cried, looking at the sales girl who then, like many French people we’ve encountered, remarked that she would get her manager who spoke English to help us. She returned with a man sporting shiny shoes and slicked back greasy hair. “Ze ones with ze buckles—zey are for older ladies. You don’t want zose,” he said, making some kind of joke about Olive Oyl and her little legs and big boots. “You definitely want ze tighter ones,” he continued, gesturing with his hands to convey something that meant “tighter.”
To our little shopping group from a college in the boonies, both pairs were adorable. But by French standards, since everyone, including my host mother, wears boots, the buckled ones were somehow “old.” Kendall ended up buying the tight ones after struggling with balancing fashion in France and usability in America, and she is très chic despite a few blisters here and there. While six of us are still searching for the perfect pair, I can proudly say four of us have bought boots. And, my, do we look Framerican.
Welcome!
--Photo taken in Aix-en-Provence, France